The upside of staying home in NYC is that the bottomless brunches are much less expensive.
#tbt because who knows what day it is anymore.
My mom and I go way back.
Hey actor friends, if you need headshots to represent your 2020 look, I know a guy.
TBT because I’m #starvedforcontent .
Hey, remember when you could, like, do stuff? That was pretty cool! And one day, we’ll be able to do that stuff again! Until then, I’m living vicariously through my camera roll. Breakfast in February 2019 with @erikmasonmusic , after bumping into @christinenbarba & co. randomly the night before!
One more shot to post before I resume my scheduled “indoors, isolated, forever and ever” content tomorrow. The bird and boat may or may not be a paid actor and stuntman, respectively.
Missing the warm weather, but now that I’m stuck mostly indoors, at my desk, and trying my very best to be productive, I have some exciting updates coming! Stay tuned, and stay safe. ❤️
When you can’t go to real Italy so you settle?
I’m getting sick and tide of using puns. It’s not sofishticated.
I wish these beer shots were sponsored, but sadly, they’re not...
Fried oyster po’ boys, grouper cheeks, conch fritters, and tans seem to be a winning combo.
Hey ☀️! Nice to see ya!
Take all necessary precautions, but remember to live. 🤞🏻
When you cancel an international flight, commiserate over a domestic one. Preferably in a baking tray. 🇯🇵
Happy birthday @christinenbarba ! This was Christmas 2017, so maybe I’ll get some current shots up in a few years.
New clips available on the website and IGTV!
The closest I’ll ever get to looking like Andy Bernard. Some Liberty Mutual #tbt action... on a Saturday. 🗽
Help me, I’m cold.
Shellfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. — Oscar Wilde
With Derek Jeter being voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame this week, I’m reminded of my buddy—Derek, the beagle—who I named after my favorite Yankee in 5th grade (2005 ). Hard to believe it’s been five months without the little guy, but it’s a beautiful thing having 14 years of wonderful memories with him! #tbt
I was going to make a coronavirus joke, but would you believe it, I don’t have a single photo of me holding a Corona.