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#TB to the first time I saw someone bringing hateration and holleration into this dancery.
Come for the red velvet, stay because it hurts to move.
She likes Judge Judy and I prefer The People’s Court, but we make it work.
Happy Fathers Day, heres a picture of me in my most 90s haircut.
So nice to see my friends my age, have healthy relationships, be functioning adults...what a concept. #RickyWi
Perfect place to hang out with my remaining brain cells; all three of them.
Basically every conversation I have with Baguette.
Be prepared this #FriYay.
I still smile like that. #tbt
There are too many types of chairs is all I’m saying
Step up to #FriYay.
#TB to one of the few pictures I have with my paternal grandmother. It’s her birthday today.
Our hairstyles may have changed since high school, but our apathy has not.
She looks like one of those precooked rotisserie chickens from grocery stores.
I have no idea what I’m doing...but thats in general.
I can be casual in any setting.
May 31, 1916 — The Battle of Jutland, off the Danish coast in the North Sea, was the only major naval battle fought between the Central Powers (the German Empire ), and the Entente Powers (United Kingdom, in this case ) during the First World War. It was also the last battle primarily fought with battleships in world history. Germany’s High Seas Fleet planned to lure out a portion of Britain’s much larger Grand Fleet (as it was too weak to take on all of Britain’s massive fleet at once ). The fleets, in essence, surprised each other on the seas. 151 British combat ships vs 99 German combat ships laid it out for a day before coming to a big, old indecisive conclusion. This was, of course, due to the fact that both belligerents were highly protective about their prized dreadnoughts. #BattleOfJutland #DailyHistory #JackyFisher
It’s #FriYay, yo.
I will never have a cooler outfit, and thats a fact. #TBT
Big news, the other Alfred’s bathroom didn’t get new signs.
Big news, Alfred’s got a new bathroom sign.
The only thing she catches are zzzzz’s.
We are releasing our Russian rap EP next week, titled “Three to Troika”, feat. Max Barskih.
Actual footage of me after doing pilates on a #FriYay.
#TB to the first and last time I was on one of those things. No thanks. #TBT
We spent all day at USC and it was only like $30. Aunt Becky got gypped.
Doesn’t matter who wins the throne, what’s important is that they all had fun.
#WorldDogDay with my main bitch.
So thats two things Sinead O’Connor and I have in common.